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My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see fit.

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I told her I’d wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who’d give me a ride home.

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I’m in great shape. I’m 30 years old, and I feel like I’m 29.

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Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years.

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A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.

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She didn’t say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse “I love you” with “May I take your order?

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She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to.

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You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

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I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

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With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.

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If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

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