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I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill.

A nice motivational quote from Jarod Kintz

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.

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Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.

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When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.

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If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).

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Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground.

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If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I’d say, “Now.” But you’d also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

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I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.

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My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

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We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.

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It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.

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I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.

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You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down.

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I wanted to tell her

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Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through.

A nice motivational quote from Jarod Kintz

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

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The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you.

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Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

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