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Just because you’re beautiful and perfect, it’s made you conceited.

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If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

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I’m saying that I’m a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you’re okay with that, because it’s who I am, and you’re what I need.

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If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

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Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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What’s this?” he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.”It’s a girl,” Jace said,recovering his composure. “Surely you’ve seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one.

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A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

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