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My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see fit.

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I told her I’d wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who’d give me a ride home.

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I’m in great shape. I’m 30 years old, and I feel like I’m 29.

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Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years.

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You think you’re so cool just because you can walk!

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You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

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A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.

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A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement

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A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

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The human body is the best work of art.

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She didn’t say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse “I love you” with “May I take your order?

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Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

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You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

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Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait.

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I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

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Oh no. Don’t smile. You’ll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile.

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And next time you’re planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

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