Tag: Jen Lancaster

Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I’d prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk – nay, crawl – out of here at the end of my workouts, I want to lull myself to sleep by picturing my very talented and inspirational trainer getting hit by a bus. A bus that I am driving.

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You think you’re so cool just because you can walk!

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You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

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