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You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.

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Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they’re down, and when they’re having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

A nice happiness quote from John Krasinski – Proverbes Happiness

Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.

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When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.

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If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).

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Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground.

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If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I’d say, “Now.” But you’d also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

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And now,” Eric yelled into his mircophone, “we’re going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one’s for my girlfriend. We’ve been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We’re gonna be together forever, baby. This one’s called ‘Bang You Like a Drum.

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My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

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V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for

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We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement

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I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?

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I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.

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You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down.

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