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Your permission is needed for you to feel inferior to anyone

A nice motivational quote from Steven Aitchison

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Don’t hide what you have just because people tell you it’s not normal. I have known normal people…and guess what? They are as boring as hell…

A nice motivational quote from Sidney Knight

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When you act on your beliefs, the realisation that happens is caused by you and this will in turn lead to a consequence.

A nice motivational quote from Stephen Richards

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Concentrate more on your achievements than your failures. Learn to take the failures as opportunities to rectify your errors.

A nice motivational quote from Stephen Richards

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If we only say what we feel, then we merely dwell in that which keeps us zeal.

A nice motivational quote from Anuj Somany

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You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself.

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Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.

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When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.

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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.

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Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.

A nice happiness quote from Simon Wiesenthal – Proverbes Happiness

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Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground.

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

A nice happiness quote from W. C. Fields – Proverbes Happiness

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If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I’d say, “Now.” But you’d also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.

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Would you mind repeating that? I’m afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I’ve longed to hear.

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Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.

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I’m stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me.

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Don’t go looking for boys in the darkThey will say pretty things thenleave you with scars.Do go looking for boys in the parkFor that is where the true gentlemen are.

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