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And now,” Eric yelled into his mircophone, “we’re going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one’s for my girlfriend. We’ve been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We’re gonna be together forever, baby. This one’s called ‘Bang You Like a Drum.

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V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for

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We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.

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One should always be in love. That’s the reason one should never marry.

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I don’t like it when I outweigh my men.

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Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

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A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement

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I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?

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I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.

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You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down.

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I wanted to tell her

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The Queen’s Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)

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Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

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The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you.

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You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

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Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

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If you’ve got nothing to dance about, find a reason to sing.

A nice motivational quote from Melody Carstairs

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

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